Winding up the Allies 😀 (Comedy suggestions please!)

Your weapons are too precise!

What you want is to produce a fuck load massive bombs and drop them across as wide an area as possible. Collateral damage is a necessary side-effect.

yeah yeah , wait till the opening barrage and then we'll see you run !

Why oh why did you have to mention the Krummlauf device?

I'm gonna have to try and build one now - and its not as though I havent got enough projects to finish as it is!

heh, just thought of something that would really scare them. We need a Leutnant Gruber lookalike to run towards them wearing a tight pair of Lederhosen, carrying a tin of axle grease and a large bratwurst whilst shouting "hergekommen meiner liebe"

Dunno about you guys, but that idea scares the crap outta me!

Hmmm, I'm ahead of you there:

Wear your german kit. DONE - been wearing it around the house tonight (jackboots arrived today!)
Get it nice and dirty. SUNDAY in the woods at Corby
Stop shaving. DONE
Dont sleep much in the days preceeding the game. DONE
And maybe cut back on the washing for a few days before hand. DONE

I answered the door to the Pizza delivery guy last week in full Fallschirmjager gear. Think the delivery bloke nearly had a heart attack

"Ja, zat is vun with ze extra ham for ze Fuhrer, one with ze jalapenos for Herr Himmler, a plain cheese and tomato for ze oaf Goering (ja, he is on a diet), and Herr Speer will pay you presently - by ze vay, do you deliver to Stalingrad?"

I'll get me coat...

I hope he wasn't a Polish migrant worker , or that might have backfired disasterously .

A while back I answered the door in chindit kit when I'd ordered a Thai meal... I then had a long discussion with the Thai lady who brought it about the uniform and insignia.

Upshot... they always remember my house when delivering meals!

LMAO @ pizza post,

im gonna have to buy a ww2 italian uniform
(like the italian captain in allo allo)

ding dong.......... open door
Heil Mussolini

either ill get a discount, or a kick in the balls

OR LIKE THIS , god i love it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgO4buIZ ... ed&search=

Or spelling.

I think you'll find there's a lot more going on behind the scenes than you know! No copying, just planning.

Excellent piece of winding up there Herr Ewart - seems to have done the trick!

Yeah, I'm really wound up. I'm sooooo stressed out.

Handbags at dawn gentlemen!

I find that pointing out to the yanks that their uniform is so scruffy looking that they need another one to be seen in public often cuts a nerve.
Plus if german kit and tactics are so poor why have so many of their ideas been taken on board by so many armies world wide?
Blitzkrieg, one shot anti tank weapons, the assault rifle, ballistic missiles, cruise missiles, the basic helmet shape, the integrated armoured division the list goes on and on and on.
Not forgetting the widely accepted fact that the landser was considered the best individual soldier of the war.

For you tommy Ze war it is over.(I'm the stug crewman)
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w184 ... le0004.jpg

I find that pointing out to the yanks that their uniform is so scruffy looking that they need another one to be seen in public often cuts a nerve.

Exactly - Hugo Boss designed ours, Yankee Schweins!

the click of jackboot heels in step on concrete should be enough to intimidate them alone!

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